We assume that like us, you’re very attractive and have had your fair share of stalkers, right? Sure you have.

Well, like us, you too can now get expert advice on how to avoid these unwanted guests through magic miracle of movies. Did you know that some movies are written by people with real-life experiences that may be like your own? We didn’t either, but we’ve done the research.

Now thanks to our research we can offer a selection of movies that will help with your romantic issues.

Asunder
FRIDAY AT 10pm (ET)
Has this Happened to You: After your good friend loses his spouse and child in a horrific ferris wheel accident, you take him into your home only to become the object of his homicidal obsession.
Stalker Behavior: There’s lots of tell-tale signs – trying to kill your husband, murderous fits and lots of screaming. However, one of the biggest signs that the man in your life may be a stalker is when he comes into YOUR house and starts quoting I Love Lucy. See below:

Fatal Attraction
Has this Happened to You: The wife and kid are out of town and you decide to have a quick fling with a woman you met at work.
Stalker Behavior: Before she starts tossing your pets into the crock pot or turning your BMW into a human-sized scratching post, you should pay close attention to the voice mails she’s leaving. If any of them sound like the one below, you should get out of dodge immediately. Click and listen below:

Misery
Has this Happened to You: You’re a successful writer who’s car breaks down in the middle of nowhere when your rescued by a reclusive maniac who doesn’t like your last book.
Stalker Behavior: First, you should be afraid of any grown woman who uses the word “cockadoodie.” Second, if your small request for paper sends her into a scary rage, you might want to find a way out of the house — quick. Watch below: