THE FACTS
A number of gossip magazines are reporting various stories from the fallout of Rihanna’s alleged beating at the hands of boyfriend, Chris Brown.

THE SPIN
Star magazine claims Rihanna was hiding a “shocking secret” when Chris Brown allegedly gave her the beat down. What’s that secret? That she’s carrying his seed, of course. Yeah, and I’m pregnant with Oprah’s baby. They just want to sell magazines. Ya’ll know that industry is practically in stage 5 of its debilitating cancer. 

As for the baby father that’s not, he’s said to be taking anger management courses. He thinks it will help his image. Of course insiders (re: his cousins) are saying it shouldn’t just be him in anger management.

The New York Daily News quotes the source saying, “Rihanna is temperamental, too. “They’re both too hot-headed for their own good.”

And another added: “It didn’t help that Rihanna grabbed the keys out of his rented Lamborghini and threw them down the street. She knew it would really infuriate Chris, and it worked.”

So they’re still trying to blame her for this…again.

Not to be outdone, I guess Chris Brown is spooked that he might get jumped so he’s ducking folks. A “music insider” told In Touch Weekly, “Chris is a marked man. He faces criminal charges and possible jail time, but he’s going to have to deal with Rihanna’s legion of fans and her close-knit friends in the industry.”

OK, between this and the stories of them secretly running off to be together, I’m getting sick of this. How about you?

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THE FACTS
TMZ reports that Morgan Freeman’s alleged mistress held a press conference to reveal her relationship with the actor.

THE SPIN
As old as Morgan Freeman is you would think he would know how to keep his dirt on the low. But I guess Crazy Joe never learned, and you can’t teach an old dog new tricks (and really, who’s older than Morgan Freeman other than Sidney Poitier?).

Demaris Meyer, the woman who was with Morgan Freeman during that car accident last August, held a press conference to talk about the then-married Morgan Freeman and her were messing around.

Naturally, like all attention whores living in California, she linked up with Gloria Allred to milk this for all its worth.

Here’s a recap:

Gloria Allred: Blah, blah, blah, she was hurt, she wants money, blah blah blah.

She then called out Morgan for playing Nelson Mandela in his next film, then managed to take a swipe at him and lay a guilt trip.

You’re welcome.

They are both way too old for this silly bird stuff. They should be playing scrabble, watching westerns, and eating pudding peace. Way to set an example for the kids, Demaris.

YOUR SPIN: What do you think of Morgan’s mistress?  Tell us here.

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THE FACTS
WSBTV reports that the police are looking for Brian Dalyrimple, formally the lead singer of the 90s R&B group, Soul IV Real, in connection with fraud charges.

THE SPIN
I guess candy coated raindrops don’t pay a lot in royalties. You have to be at least 21 to get that reference. If not, I feel sorry for you: Day 26 is likely all you know.  (Click here if you don’t remember Soul IV Real)

Anyhow, the formally pint-size member of Soul IV Real is allegedly now a big time scam artist. Police told a reporter from the Atlanta station WSBTV that Brian Dalyrimple is involved in a case of identity theft that involves more than 200 victims. Police have already arrested a woman named Laborah (eww) Crawford in connection with the case. While she’s in jail, Dalyrimple (that’s an interesting last name) is said to be on the run with his 10-month-old son.

Their victims are said to be out of than $1 million collectively. These days it’s better to sell crack than steal someone’s identity. The government doesn’t play that stuff anymore. Ask Madoff.

Oh, if any of you three Soul IV Real fans are waiting on that new album they said they were recording last year, I wouldn’t bet on hearing Brian sing unless you’re his cellmate.

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